Have you been abducted by aliens lately? Would you like to profit off of it without having to go on “Oprah” and publicly admitting on TV that you’ve been probed?
Then here’s your answer: according to the Reuters News Service, a German lawyer wants state compensation for clients who claim to have been victims of alien abductions.
Jens Lorek, the German attorney, said there’s a huge market for this type of compensation, even though they are embarassed to come forward. He also has yet to win a case in this budding field.