Firefighters Trained for UFOs?

A new report in Arizona has shed some interesting light on the existence of UFOs.

According to KNXV of Phoenix, firefighters have been trained to handle UFO sightings and landings.

The guidelines are listed in the Fire Officer’s Guide to Disaster Control. The book has an entire chapter on the subject called “Enemy Attack and UFO Potential” and lists possible scenarios for UFO encounters and even how to treat injured aliens.

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  18. Mason
    May 30th, 2008 | 8:26 pm

    hahaha, it’s amazing how the only one standing up for the integrity of the people on this site types like an avid cell phone texter :\

    anyway, does anyone have a copy of this manual for the firefighters, I’d love to see it :D and hey, why not, can’t be too safe right?? for all we really know, we could be invaded tomorrow, and when we ask why, their response could easily be “well, we’ve had our plans posted at the official embassy on Alpha Centauri for 30 years, you guys could have disputed it if you wanted to…”

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  20. im an alien
    June 14th, 2008 | 5:51 pm

    i’m an alien and it is great that those firefighters know how to save injured aliens. i mean, i almost crashed on earth when i was on my way to
    Intergalactic Burger King. i’m glad to know i would have been in safe hands

  21. X kirstie X
    June 18th, 2008 | 4:32 am

    you’r not an alien

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    a computer would probaly be confuseing for them to know even how to turn it on

    i would’t even expect they would even know the letters as they more in likely have ther own lettering as to say possibley simbols

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    July 5th, 2008 | 3:03 pm

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