Firefighters Trained for UFOs?

A new report in Arizona has shed some interesting light on the existence of UFOs.

According to KNXV of Phoenix, firefighters have been trained to handle UFO sightings and landings.

The guidelines are listed in the Fire Officer’s Guide to Disaster Control. The book has an entire chapter on the subject called “Enemy Attack and UFO Potential” and lists possible scenarios for UFO encounters and even how to treat injured aliens.

Comments

  1. February 28th, 2008 | 7:33 am

    this website is so funny!!!!you guys should add more.

  2. February 28th, 2008 | 7:34 am

    this website is so funny!!!!you should add more more!!

  3. April 15th, 2008 | 7:46 pm

    wowowow heyyy omggg tihs webiste….. like i literally love it!

  4. carly
    April 15th, 2008 | 7:49 pm

    soo coool! thats awesome because i wanna be a fire fighter and im obsessed with aliens.

  5. nathaniel Turner
    May 6th, 2008 | 9:27 am

    you guys need to add more photos . ps.did you watch family guy last night it was so funny when peter got rich…………..any way see you fellas on the 401

  6. micheal Jackson
    May 6th, 2008 | 9:41 am

    I saw a alien once it ate my poodle then craped it out thenn it ate my husband and son

  7. Mike vannnn uiiopgdxg cg
    May 12th, 2008 | 9:36 am

    Free credit report.com could have seen it commin like a atom bomb so u dont…………….sorry got carried away attenchion TESTICLEs

  8. Mike vannnn uiiopgdxg cg
    May 12th, 2008 | 9:39 am

    attention everyone i ate my mom sign mike jones

  9. Mason
    May 30th, 2008 | 8:26 pm

    hahaha, it’s amazing how the only one standing up for the integrity of the people on this site types like an avid cell phone texter :\

    anyway, does anyone have a copy of this manual for the firefighters, I’d love to see it 😀 and hey, why not, can’t be too safe right?? for all we really know, we could be invaded tomorrow, and when we ask why, their response could easily be “well, we’ve had our plans posted at the official embassy on Alpha Centauri for 30 years, you guys could have disputed it if you wanted to…”

  10. im an alien
    June 14th, 2008 | 5:51 pm

    i’m an alien and it is great that those firefighters know how to save injured aliens. i mean, i almost crashed on earth when i was on my way to
    Intergalactic Burger King. i’m glad to know i would have been in safe hands

  11. Frank
    June 28th, 2008 | 11:51 am

    quit spamming!

  12. June 28th, 2008 | 11:52 am

    this is a website not shit!

  13. Sgt.Jackson
    July 27th, 2008 | 12:47 pm

    You would think these morons could post their childish messages on their myspace profile, where they belong.

    All the comments not related to the subject of the site need to be removed.

    I’d also like to see a copy of the firefighter manual. Interesting.

  14. X Emo Chick X
    October 2nd, 2008 | 10:07 am

    heya people
    i must agree with frank and sgt.jackson that
    this site is not aload of shit it is to discuss
    the facts and fables of aliens and their world
    and not to put silly little coments to spoil
    everyone elses facinations with this site

    if anyone has anything to say about what i have wrote
    on top then please do not hesitate to reply
    x x

  15. slim atcheson
    October 10th, 2008 | 10:10 am

    ahhh yes, these ‘documents’ shall we call them. Well I would also like to put my two sense in as to whether or not they can be counted as reliable. Who knows these days what has or hasn’t been tampered with. I would like a fax sent of them to me please for further examination, duplication, experimentation and representation of the people. Right on brotha.. Fax#5122.

  16. kayla 'lima bean' gallan
    October 10th, 2008 | 1:52 pm

    i think we all need to calm down and begin to look at things rationally. the name of the first known space ship to have touched down on earth is muwabe. this stands for KILL THE KING KILL THE KING

  17. kayla 'lima bean' gallan
    October 10th, 2008 | 1:52 pm

    you can contact me at http://www.kaylagallan.com

  18. kayla 'lima bean' gallan
    October 10th, 2008 | 1:53 pm

    or add me at kgallan_xo@hotmail.com
    for more information

  19. fuzzy head
    October 12th, 2008 | 10:00 pm

    I agree with X Emo Chick X :)

  20. mau pau
    October 24th, 2008 | 1:31 pm

    Is it not obvious that all UFO sighting reports do not have concrete evidence? It’s all in the mind then

  21. Chitra
    November 9th, 2008 | 12:38 am

    Aliens do exist!!! And thats a fact..

  22. X Emo chick X
    November 12th, 2008 | 10:44 am

    thanks fuzzy head x x

    is there anyone else that agrees with me??

    write back yeah

    x x

  23. gfgdf
    November 24th, 2008 | 9:22 pm

    a picture is worth a thousand words so if you ever get one of a fireman training on a ET plastic dummy heheh

    also for the laws more of the factoids of who made it,when.why and actual text is good

  24. [n]erd**
    December 16th, 2008 | 6:46 pm

    dude i honestly think aliens do exist and
    that yes actual facts and photos are needed but photos can be tampered with,and facts arent facts anymore now a days the government can see what we are typing rite now so why would they let us have all these websites on alien encounters and ufo sightings if there trying to keep it all a secret. what weve bin told and what is the bieng kept a secret are two different things but i do not neglect the fact that there are other life forms out there for lack of a better word like intelegent would not be a suffice choice to this what if what we call intelegence is in fact not intelegent at all and “they” have a way higher level of intelegence then us people i dont know im just starting to rant now

  25. Joe American
    February 12th, 2009 | 12:09 pm

    As an Airman is the USAF I was part of a
    Disaster Prepardness Team. In the manual is also “training” for UFO scenerio. Why ?
    Remember Washington DC July 1952 !

  26. brian
    May 30th, 2009 | 11:20 pm

    if you honestly dont believe in aliens. cool, but go to another website. even in the bible elijah describe an event that we would consider as an encouter. crop cirles have been recorded all the way back to the early 1600’s. many pilots over the last several decades going to world war 2. is true. i dont know but i do believe.

  27. thinking stright
    September 3rd, 2009 | 1:28 pm

    If E.T. does exist, why would he come to Earth? We make war, we don’t trust our government, we are wastful, our tech. would be child’s play to space travelers. We have fast food, and worst of all we use money. Would you come to earth if you could travel the stars. Get me off this rock!

  28. October 10th, 2009 | 11:47 pm

    how to treat an injured alien? wow. in order to treat an injury we would first need to know its anatomy. so we teach them to set an alien bone, only to be invaded by metroids or something. also, what if we only think the alien is hurt, and we set its bone, thereby disrupting its biological process and killing it, starting an intergalactic war? my advice, leave it the hell alone. that way if it dies, its not our fault.

  29. October 10th, 2009 | 11:56 pm

    another thing. @ alien denialists : how can you be so sure aliens are not real? seriously. according to modern science, there are 122-140 processes on earth that allow life to continue, and 50-100 processes that allowed the first life to form here on earth. there are 500000000 stars in this galaxy alone, and 300000000 galaxies in the visible universe, giving us 150000000000000000 stars in the known universe, with an estimated average of 2.1 planets each. thats around 320000000000000000 planets in the visible universe. and only around 240 factors for life to form and continure for millions of our years. youd have to be a total idiot to believe we are the only life in the universe. its out there. some intelligent, some not. some technologically advanced, some not. will we find it? doubtful. its a LOOOOONG freakin way to the nearest star. futhermore, these figures are for the VISIBLE universe, which is estimated to account for less than .000000001 % of the universe according to our estimates of universal expansion vs. the universe’s estimated age.

  30. nuvygurl87
    October 11th, 2009 | 12:03 am

    @ justsomerandomguy : that would give us billions of civilizations! thats pretty freaky. im sooooo scared of aliens. those little grey things freak me OUT! i hope i never see one, but now idk if i can sleep tonight, thanks @$$hole. no wonder we’re both insomniacs. (looking at posting times)

  31. Psychentist
    October 11th, 2009 | 12:05 am

    @ alien denialists : how can you be so sure aliens are not real? seriously. according to modern science, there are 122-140 processes on earth that allow life to continue, and 50-100 processes that allowed the first life to form here on earth. there are 500000000 stars in this galaxy alone, and 300000000 galaxies in the visible universe, giving us 150000000000000000 stars in the known universe, with an estimated average of 2.1 planets each. thats around 320000000000000000 planets in the visible universe. and only around 240 factors for life to form and continure for millions of our years. youd have to be a total idiot to believe we are the only life in the universe. its out there. some intelligent, some not. some technologically advanced, some not. will we find it? doubtful. its a LOOOOONG freakin way to the nearest star. futhermore, these figures are for the VISIBLE universe, which is estimated to account for less than .000000001 % of the universe according to our estimates of universal expansion vs. the universe’s estimated age.

  32. RippedVanWinkle
    October 28th, 2009 | 9:41 pm

    Where were these guys when I was being gang probed?
    Check it out, these are guidelines going across the nation to law enforcement, NG, fire depts due to knowledge of eminent contact. Get ready! Might want to get a few pork n beans if collapse of society for a bit. Marshal law, all that good stuff.
    DO NOT let them herd you to the buildings.
    That will make sense one day soon. “>)”
    >)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)>)

  33. RippedVanWinkle
    October 28th, 2009 | 9:51 pm

    BTW I told Uncle Sam about the incident with the alien probes. They picked me up, put me on a jet to middle of nowhere in the desert. They then took me into sterile white room and placed me table for examination. The light was so bright and I felt drugged and unable to move. They came at me with these big blurry heads and mumbled back and forth but I couldn’t understand them. Then … the probe. In that terrifying instant I realized it was the SAME DAMN PROBE …. and I’m pretty sure the same humanoids.
    I’m just saying, be careful camping. It can be a pain in the ass. >)

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