UFOlogists Fail to Summon Dead Alien Hottie

Here’s one of the weirder stories we’ve come across on the web and remember, I get paid to read stories on UFOs: a Kamberg Valley community were unable to summon Ayling, the son of local woman Elizabeth Klarer and her alien paramour, Akon, from the planet Meton.

According to a story in the Mail & Guardian online, UFOlogists visited the KwaZulu-Natal’s Kamberg Valley because according to the legend, Klarer claims, “she had been visited and seduced by Akon, a tall Aryan type. In 1956, she says, she spent four months with him on Meton, a planet circling the nearest star to Earth, Alpha Centauri, where she gave birth to a galactic cross-breed.

“Klarer’s account, alongside that of Brazilian Antonio Vilas Boas — who claimed that, in 1957, he was forced aboard a UFO, tested, injected with a serum (Venusian Viagra?) and then rogered by an insatiable, statuesque blonde alien for several hours — is among the most widely quoted by ufologists and alien contactees.”

Excuse me, I need an Advil.

Comments

  1. Mandy
    August 4th, 2006 | 6:36 pm

    I have read Elizabeth Klarer’s book, lived in the arear in South Africa from where she was abducted and knew a member of her family. They had photos of the ring that Akon gave her, which I saw, and the stone in the ring was not identifiable as anything from earth. The family viewed her as strange and eccentric but were convinced that she had had the abduction experiences

  2. Annie
    October 9th, 2006 | 10:34 pm

    REALLY?

  3. May 17th, 2007 | 1:31 pm

    this is so freakin fake. only a retard would believe this.

  4. May 17th, 2007 | 1:33 pm

    OMG, is Akon an alien? no one gets abducted by aliens, they are fake. and you are clearly the retard mentioned by jicky. no one gets abducted. get it through your head.

  5. Chessman
    July 1st, 2008 | 12:05 am

    Greetings!

    I have read much about ufo’s and aliens. I have seen ufo’s and have had night visitations. About abductions, there are hundreds, maybe thousands of these cases known all around the world. If you don’t believe in ufo’s and aliens then I suggest you upgrade yourself in this matter! There is very much information on the internet.

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